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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tender as a mother's love in poetry
you’re not funny no one thinks you’re funny but you I shouldn’t have told you that you were special when you were young because now you are a loser and you don’t think you need to ever ...
329 in idea barrages
1.) When people talk about “house flippers” I can’t help but imagine adorable pet dolphins. 2.) Sympathy for the bartender can be expressed as “oh that poor pour man”. 3.) When Grodd closes a doo...
tune of Wild Wild Life in song parodies
I’m looking for a decent replacement for baked potatoes maybe something more fancy maybe something toothsome here in this Price Chopper woahoho I got some...
tune of JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG in song parodies
John Travolta was a sweathog “Welcome Back Kotter” I dug but now he comes off like some kind of weird robot that’s what joining a cult does religion is one hell of a drug, sing it ...
april fools in poetry
all the very best and worst most devoted drinkers I know refuse to drink on St. Patricks Day they call it a rolling shit-show it’s just amateur hour they say it’s no fun...
328 in idea barrages
3.) Maybe it’s not that madness and art are directly linked, it’s more that art is the evolutionary benefit we manifest to mitigate the advantages we lose due to madness. 4.) Let’s work on replac...
#trumptributebands in idea barrages
1.) Orange Day 2.) Bachman Turner Comboverdrive 3.) Blink One-Hatey-You 4.) Small Hand Todd And The Monsters 5.) The Jesus And Maria Chainlink Fence 6.) Talking Pumpkins 7.) Sunny Day Real Estat...
327 in idea barrages
1.) Apparently “wicking your coil” is a vaping term and not like a sex thing? Thanks weird youtube autoplay. Youtube’s teaching me all kinds of stuff about vaping. It seems smoking a fake cigaret...
our daily bread in poetry
there are a number of similarities between Jesus of Nazareth, messiah of the Christian faith and Poppin’ Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy far more than the fact that they’...
326 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s moral, immoral and amoral, are there mature, immature and amature? Can we all be amature? 2.) I want at least two “Or Lando, Florida” jokes when they expand the Star Wars section a...
325 in idea barrages
1.) There should be a lawyer in Mortal Kombat who wins on TECHNICALITY! 2.) Yeah, performers are insecure but everyone’s insecure, performers are just the ones who wrestle with it publicly, messe...
a basement on the hill in poetry
somewhere edges of eggs are crisping the dim blue light of dawn the beginnings of birdsong somewhere this tableau is relief somewhere this picture shows release not so much for me been u...
this is what it looks like equipped with a necessary but esoteric skill-set this is what it looks like overwhelmed with the prerequisite anxiety and stress this is what it looks like when ...
324 in idea barrages
1.) In the end, if they were gonna vote for the twit who starred in BEDTIME FOR BONZO, yes, they’ll vote for the “You’re Fired” guy. 2.) Just once I want a city or state’s pitch to draw in filmma...
323 in idea barrages
1.) Monks communicate online via Snapchant. 2.) The idea of the US and Cuba “normalizing relations” is funny because there is no way to normalize anyone I’m related to. 3.) Man walks into a bar. ...
322 in idea barrages
1.) The hope is Trump tries to announce Billy Fuccillo as his Vice President then breaks down laughing, admitting it was all a gag. 2.) Everyone’s afraid of a robot uprising, I’d be a lot more af...
#badmottosforstates in idea barrages
1.) Idaho: We Are Not Actually A Ho 2.) Rhode Island: Neither in Rhodes Nor An Island Actually A Legume 3.) Utah: A Vacation Wonderland, Bring The Wives And Kids 4.) New Jersey: Interesting Pl...
321 in idea barrages
1.) The proper response to “Scott Baio endorses Donald Trump” is “I honestly thought Scott Baio died like five years ago.” 2.) MOVIE FLUB: some characters in COMMANDO appear to be wearing underwe...
distant aftershocks in poetry
I hope that you are doing well but I don’t need to know if that state is actually the case I hope you’re finding what you need you couldn’t get from me but I don’t need to accidentally see ...
empty calories in poetry
Sometimes a “bad” thing isn’t even bad, it’s just that too much crowds out the good things. “Bad” things like empty calories or solitude. It’s not too much starch or fat it’s that when you’...
how to die with style in poetry
if I magically knew when and how I was going to die but couldn’t do anything to change it I’d make sure to leave as many fake clues as I could that it was a conspiratorial assassination by ...
the things you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful the things that are distinctive the things that make people stare are also the reasons why ...
320 in idea barrages
1.) They couldn’t fight off two eagles at once so they drugged the first to make it easier to kill two birds with one stoned. 2.) Watch a movie from the 40s or 50s and loudly comment whenever men...
319 in idea barrages
1.) The things that you think you are beautiful in spite of are the things that actually make you beautiful. 2.) There is a direct correlation between childhood exposure to “The Charlie Brown Chr...
twenty-gauge blues in poetry
we think our world ruled by destiny worship a god who got hung on a tree everyone goes to nashville with a banjo on their knee then come back in a year or three elliott smith was murdered ...
