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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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may day barrage in idea barrages
1.) He claims to have aced the test on Scottish history but his friend retorted “Picts or it didn’t happen”. 2.) We are too old to be prodigies but, hell, being Cool Uncles to the next wave of pr...
430 in idea barrages
1.) Convince someone that 420 is a reference to “A Song of Six Pence” because it involves 4 and 20 of something baked. 2.) Sadly, all “Snoke On The Water” parodies must wait until the next Star W...
429 in idea barrages
1.) We couldn’t be sure because the thick gloves but she at least had supposeable thumbs. 2.) When someone smugly refers to their self as a “locovore”, yell “YOU EAT TRAINS?” as loudly as you can...
as we go along in poetry
had the power socket gone up in flames at three in the morning not five in the afternoon I would be dead right now suffocated along with my family and their pets we would have all been dea...
428 in idea barrages
1.) Nothing “stars” Eric Roberts. Oh, there are things where Eric Roberts is in a lead or leading role but nothing STARS him. 2.) Trump is the Pabst Blue Ribbon of politics: cheap, terrible, ubiq...
giving thanks in poetry
If jocks thank God when they win, they should blame Satan when they lose. “That interception I threw, I blame The Devil.” “The opposing point guard sold his soul to the King of L...
427 in idea barrages
1.) Nothing like a marathon nightmare about watching time travelers try to prevent World War Two, changing nothing in the broad strokes of the outcome but remixing the smaller details then their ...
426 in idea barrages
1.) “Hooked On Phonics” sounds all well and good until you see the horrors of phonics rehab. 2.) Make a movie about a time after the fall of man and spaghetti rules the world so you can call it p...
425 in idea barrages
1.) Is there any way to start dating but skip the awkward early parts, cut to the comfortable-with-each-other thing? I’d love that right now. 2.) You know what they say. When you’re pedantic abou...
mystics and statistics in poetry
eighty-three percent of all men are assholes eighty-three percent of all women are assholes eighty-three percent of all people who in one way or the other do not fit into the traditional gend...
424 in idea barrages
1.) One of Jesus’s lesser known powers was that no one could yell at Him for leaving a door open because He was, in fact, born in a barn. 2.) When she found out he disapproved of her past as a fo...
people of the book in poetry
you can’t just kill the landlord gotta burn the deed you can’t just hoard one harvest gotta spread the seed you can’t just give one meal out gotta socialize the feed you can’t just smoke...
423 in idea barrages
1.) No, what we meant was that the gluten therein was at no extra charge. 2.) Life, it seems, is a process of figuring out who you are and what you’re able to do then hoping you’ve got enough tim...
422 in idea barrages
1.) If my beard always felt the way it does just after a good Ivory soap shower, I’d be a lot less apt to mow it off. 2.) The few times in my life I’ve had to abbreviate Red Hot Chili Peppers as ...
not quite an atheist in poetry
I’m open to an improbable solution to this problem maybe there are gods and monsters, unicorns and goblins but I’ve been made to never see Shiva, Yahweh or the magic because if I knew that...
421 in idea barrages
1.) If Alice Cooper doesn’t make his drummer perform under the stage name “Alice Krupa” he’s got the whole thing wrong. 2.) It’s a shame we’re like 20 years too late for Ted Danson to put on a bu...
viral strain in poetry
back in our day back in the Nineties the memes were SO much less potent if someone was passing around a little “Mr. T Ate My Balls” at a rock concert if someone brought a...
420 in idea barrages
1.) At least the terrifying economic and political situations absolve us of the stressful myth that anyone has ever known what they were doing. 2.) The world knows Madonna on a first-name stasis....
electile dysfunction in poetry
dear Viagra we are experiencing an election that feels like it has lasted six years so far should we seek help immediately we have been endlessly tumescent with voting and debating...
off-the-air in poetry
there used to be television sign-offs times after midnight or one somewheres where a station would play a schedule a national anthem or some prayers then the cha...
419 in idea barrages
1.) Saw a hashtag with the phrase “on iTunes” and briefly hoped it was “oni tunes” like songs by monsters from Japanese folklore. 2.) A Firefox extension that replaces “America” with “The Fatherl...
every part of the elephant in poetry
Three mystics of various traditions and three agnostics from varied cultural backgrounds were blindfolded and lead into a small room with an elephant in the middle then both groups were ...
self-awareness in poetry
many people try to erase the bad things in their lives by never mentioning them at all by pretending they do not exist myself I try to talk about my troubles so much it exhausts th...
418 in idea barrages
1.) The Binge Eating Disorder ad and the Taco Bell Quesdadadildo commercial back-to-back was a weird touch, Comedy Central. 2.) The worst thing about full marijuana legalization will be around ta...
now you know in poetry
nearly everyone knew he was running on fumes nearly everyone assumed she was high on other fumes from a paperbag in her room though she was shaking really from thought...
