littlefallsmets ⋅ 45 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1.) It wasn’t as bad as torturing the innocent but The Spanish Imposition was still pretty annoying. They stayed on the couch for days. 2.) Sports Authority collapsed into Sports Anarchy which so...
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1.) Despite the roller-coaster that is self-esteem, end of the day, I can always say… look at how awesome your friends are, you must be cool. 2.) I was never much into Woody Allen cuz if you want...
that beast nostalgia in poetry
nostalgia is the methadone to the opiate of really being alive the clinic doors have been shuttered there’s only one way left to thrive pull together all your embers of the f...
tannhauser gate in poetry
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe I’ve matched wits with Gary Gnu I’ve gotten a standing ovation dressed as Andre the Giant at a sold-out burlesque show I’ve run errands for the...
522 in idea barrages
1.) Only Nintendo’s prudish family-friendliness prevents us from having “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This!” condoms. 2.) The nuns of the black lagoon are real creatures of habit. 3.) When un...
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1.) The only thing weirder than being on your old college campus 15 years later is to be there in the summer when it’s empty too. 2.) I think these new glasses are going to staunch the eyestrain ...
So I'm doing a TED Talk. in life stuff and misc.
Yeah. TEDxUtica tapped me to give a talk at their yearly event in September. This is probably the most “legit” I’ve gone with anything since college… I have done some amazing things with my w...
status update in poetry
facebook doesn’t need to tell me it’s the birthday of one ex and then send me an old picture of the other five years ago as a “facebook memory” even worse from new york ci...
the cazenovia discount that whoever came the furthest to join these weirding revels should have a little extra time to raise their vocal levels or if there is not anyone who’s from that far a...
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1.) Trump’s potential economic advisers are all like “DEREGULATORS! Moooooount up!” 2.) Build a giant Nerf locomotive and advertise that you need to hire a “software engineer/personal trainer” to...
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1.) Intellect is knowing something’s wrong. Wisdom is seeing whether to turn it around or burn it down. 2.) Let’s face it, even a trace amount of Mackle was too much to begin with, let alone more...
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1.) The best way to understand America’s Funniest Home Videos is to repose the theme song as questions: “America, America, is this you?” 2.) Maybe the orange creature misspoke and intends to star...
slight return (voodoo chile) in poetry
the return there, turn the ret-urn the return here turn there turn everywhere we turn turn everywhere the tides churn suns burn ...
life and time will take your favorite songs away through the experiential association that’s just how it is you loved it then you heard it ten thousand times at that terrible job where...
the process in poetry
praise be whatever is behind the veil sometimes we are reborn after we fail if we’ve communion with it to be made it isn’t wine or bread or salt or corn the gift...
there were two points to be made about the woman in the strip mall parking lot in the mini-van with the jealous looking man stopping in and out of the shop for cigarettes of some kind one was...
you make yourself a hurricane you make your mind the eye your heart opens the white hot room and then you live or die
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1.) We need a button that erases Youtube entirely just in case we ever meet an advanced alien race of sentient Mentos mints. 2.) Sometimes, when you see a baby, you have to suppress the urge to y...
you are el in poetry
you are laminations you are liminal you are luminous you are lamentations you are libations you are love you are illustrated you are elevated you are limitless you are a discret...
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1.) A post-apocalyptic vision of the human race overrun by Pillsbury Doughboys called THE WALKING BREAD. 2.) The way 2016 is taking away all the awesome famous people in a manner that makes me re...
to the tune of TEENAGE WASTELAND in song parodies
out there on the courts werewolf playing sports there is fur underneath those tube socks was Jason Bateman in the second one in the first film, Michael J Fox not tall for b...
putting on airs in poetry
no mere material inheritor she was rather an heiress to Eris goddess of strife and discord it was what we loved her for she was an heiress to strife and discor...
to the tune of COLD TURKEY in song parodies
tried to eat vegan tried it for fun told to try fake meat soy beans on bun my stomach is churning colon is clenched like I ate a brick wall like I ...
placeholder in poetry
as for this barrage its of dribs and drabs its of bibs and bobs it is no scripture but a scrapture no catch-all just a capture I can only pick...
anxious weather in poetry
when it passes by it passes like rain worms rising from gravel as heartache and pain and after we’ve dried out with sunshine for days ...
