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"Update" On "Site Turnover" in General Open Diary Announcements
Several people I've been ignoring have emailed me with questions about some rumor they'd heard concerning an apparent exchange of site control at Open Diary from my hands into those of EWS, who i...
Mexican Jail in Tales Of The Peruvian Mountains
Greetings, fellow ODers! I've been slackin', lately, with the updates, because I've been locked-up in a Mexican jail for chinchilla trafficking. AGAIN. Turns out the Federales were onto my attemp...
You Broke My Heart, EWS... in Notes For My "Kill" List
http://youtu.be/FcFlp6kl508
Monday Outage, September 16th, 2013 in Upcoming OD Improvements (Service Outages)
We are pleased to report that we were able to bring our server back online following our Friday the 13th outage ahead of schedule, at 4:03 a.m. Eastern Time. Unfortunately, it is down once more, ...
Obituary: "Mr. Nibbles" in General Open Diary Announcements
Longtime Open Diary Server hamster "Mr. Nibbles" died, this week, following a tragic accident during a routine hamster switchover operation when Nibbles was electrocuted while being removed from ...
TOS in General Open Diary Announcements
Just a reminder, that posting on other people's diaries on their behalf while the server is freaking out is a violation of the TOS of Open Diary. The DiaryMistress has spoken.
Friday The 13th Downtime Update in Upcoming OD Improvements (Service Outages)
Greetings, ODers! Just thought I'd check in to see how you're doing during the planned unannounced "Friday The Thirteenth" service outage, announced a few days ago for your convenience. As you ma...
A Haiku Of Regret in I <3 Brian Hicks
I sweat through each night,struggling through the guilt I feelfor deleting you.
There will be a brief outage while EWS exchanges the ailing hamster "Mr. Nibbles" with a newer hamster, "Fred", on the hamster dynamo wheel that runs OD's server, this afternoon. This is schedule...
Harassment Warning in Notes For My "Kill" List
For those of you hassling the diarist known as "KEVIN IS BACK", please know that he is doing good in MY name and I WILL NOT TOLERATE any -- ANY -- disparaging remarks or actions taken or thought ...
Fire Water Burn in My Funky Jams
http://youtu.be/Adgx9wt63NY
A Word From The DiaryMaster in Tales Of The Peruvian Mountains
It's come to my attention that some of you may have misgivings about my identity. I assure you that I AM the REAL DiaryMaster and can prove it: I have the word "REAL" in my screen name. I'd like ...
Headline From October 3rd, 1982 in Excerpts From The Birmingham Groves High School Scriptor
Lester Menkelmann, a junior from Mr. Frobeson's third-period Chemistry class, was taken to the nurse's office, late Tuesday morning, last week, after a Bunson burner he was using in an attempt to...
In Remembrance in Upcoming OD Improvements (Service Outages)
In remembrance of the 9/11 attacks, Open Diary will be mostly up through Thursday morning.
ANOTHER Haiku Of Bitterness in I <3 Brian Hicks
I would have done things,things that would've made you squeal,if you'd diapered ME...
A "Goose-Egged, Again" Haiku in I <3 Brian Hicks
Rows of Nazi dolls,young girls licking toilet seats...No invitation.
Prosebox Has Updates? OPEN DIARY Can Top THAT! in Upcoming OD Improvements (Service Outages)
In response to Prosebox's recent usability updates, we are announcing the ability to infrequently log into your accounts, beginning sometime within the first quarter of 2014 or later. Other featu...
Keep A-Knockin' in My Funky Jams
http://youtu.be/PcJrExewkYA
A Bitterness Of Disinclusion Haiku in I <3 Brian Hicks
Did you ever oncetelephone to inquireto borrow MY pumps?
Current Outage Status in Upcoming OD Improvements (Service Outages)
Open Diary will be offline until the Mormon missionaries standing at my front door leave and I can get up from out behind the sofa and turn the lights back on.
There will be an unscheduled Open Diary service improvement, this weekend, beginning on Friday evening and ending roughly sometime between Saturday night around 11 p.m. and October 3rd. Shabbat S...
This is just a reminder that I will NOT tolerate ANY anti-DiaryMaster comments or propaganda on my website. Any diarist caught making disparaging remarks against me OR Open Diary will be promptly...
Missed Me? in Tales Of The Peruvian Mountains
WOW, ODers. It's been a couple of years, hasn't it? I hadn't really been paying attention to the time as it flew by -- or to YOU. HAHAAHAAA!!! See what I did, there? You COULDN'T. Because I've be...
